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F’d of the Day: Fore!
Dec 3rd
It feels good to be back. We busted out an F’d of the Day yesterday and announced our Strategic Partnership with PayPal. We received some fan mail from a guy pretending to be in South Dakota. What will happen next? First, we’ll start off your Friday with an F’d of the Day (below.) This afternoon, we’ll be announcing our monthly contest where you can win a Christmas present from Fwithpeople.com. In the meantime, let’s get back on track by F’ng with this guy. His ad and emails are in black, and Dougie Monroe types it up in blue. May the F be with you ™
golf cart wanted (central)
From Doug:
Hi, I got a 4 seat electric cart I’m not using. It was my grandfathers and he
left it to me. Good shape, starts up, comes with the charging kit and the seats
are like new. Also has one spare tire. You probably found a cart by now, but
if not, let me know.
Thanks,
Doug
From Chad:
Havent found one yet are you local or could you send me some pics im in the D****** area also what are you asking for it
From Doug:
So no i do not belong to any kind of club. Just thinking this is a great way for my son and i to spend time together. It will be mainly used when we go camping. So if yoare interested you can call me @ ***-***-**** Chad thanks
Thanks,
Doug
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Agreement Assuming Risk of Injury or Damage, Waiver, and Release of Claims against Doug’s Cart Emporium, Inc. LLC
I, ________________________, do hereby release Douglas Monroe (i.e. Doug’s Cart Emporium, Inc. LLC) from any and all liabilities related in any way to the bodily harm or injury suffered as a result of using golf carts.) By signing this release, I acknowledge my understanding and acceptance of the following:
1. The cart may not be used on public roads, access roads, interstate highways, or on or near train tracks.
2. Children under the age of 12 must be supervised by a sober adult, and they must wear helmets at all times as a passenger in the cart.
3. Alcohol may not be consumed prior to or while driving the cart.
4. Extremities (arms, legs, feet, head, neckbone, face, et al.) must be kept inside the cart at all times
5. No sticky snacks (such as Fruit Roll-ups or Sour patch kids) allowed, as they could affect operability of cart, yet dry snacks (Goldfish, Cheez-its, assorted nuts, etc.) are acceptable.
6. No foul language, gang displays, or graffiti allowed on cart.
7. No trick driving, stunts, donuts, wheelies, leanies, or other Dukes behavior, and absolutely no “Roof Surfing.”
8. No “pimping” the ride, no “shiny rims”, no Mercedes Hood Ornaments and no rapping.
9. No Tweeting while driving.
I have read the Release of Liability for Personal Injury and have been given the opportunity to speak with a representative of Doug’s Cart Emporium, Inc. LLC before signing this release.
Dated:________________
Print Name:_________________
Signature:___________________
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From Chad:
Continued F….Fore!
Sep 9th
This guy simply will not let me stop F’ing with him. If you didn’t see yesterday’s Lazy Afternoon F, let me post it again with the continuation at the bottom:
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The temperature is just right for a lazy afternoon F. This guy is looking for golf clubs, if you have an extra set hit me up and I’ll get you in touch with him. He writes in black, and I write in blue.
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Wanted Titleist, Taylormade, Ping, Callaway, or Mizuno Irons (WPB)
From Doug:
$250 per set.
Thanks,
Doug
Wat kind of wedges do u have to sell like the callaway x jaws?




