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F’d of the Day: File this
Jan 7th
Happy Friday from Fwithpeople.com. Let me guess. Payday? Casual day? I hope so. So why not sit back, have a sip of coffee, and check out today’s F’d of the Day. Some of you out there have probably gone for a massage before, a ‘full’ service massage. Doug’s been considering it, but he always thinks on the day he goes there’s going to be an undercover sting operation. Call your Congressman and ask them to put “Doug’s Law” into motion, where no man is denied the right to anonymous handjob services. When you consider the power that we, the American people have, imagine all of us, and all of your friends, gathering around the State House chanting “Rub and Tug! Rub and Tug! Rub and Tug!” There’s nothing we can’t accomplish. If you know of a safe rub and tug operation, please email us with an address to: saferubandtug@fwithpeople.com
Let’s wrap up a pretty dry week with an F’d of the Day that features Trish who’s looking for a filing cabinet. She’s not really one for words, so Doug helps her along a little bit. Her ad and emails are in black, and Doug types it up in blue. May the F be with you ™
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2 drawer file cabinet – $25
2 drawer filing cabinet in good condition. Beige or putty in color.
(iowa…quad cities)
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From Doug
Hello,
You may have already found your file cabinet by now, but if not, let me know. We have some filing cabinets and a desk available.
Thanks,
Doug
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From Trish:
Do you have a 2 drawer? are they light colored in good condition? Where can I look at it?
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From Doug:
Hi Trish,
Thanks for writing back. I have two 2-drawer cabinets, one 3-drawer cabinet, two 4-drawer cabinets, one 5-drawer cabinet, one 7-drawer cabinet, one wooden rolltop desk (made of Walnutto), one bankers lamp, a desk calendar (2009), assorted desk ornaments, a leather chair (on wheels that also spins and leans back) and numerous other pieces of office furniture, so much so that it would take too long to list them all.
The file cabinets are what I would call a “pecan sandie,” like the cookie. If you’re not familiar with a pecan sandie, it’s a beige/cream colored treat. All of the cabinets are colored pecan sandie and would make a great addition to the office you’re putting together.
If you’d like, I can send some pictures along.
Thanks,
Doug
From Trish:
Please only send pictures if you are in the QC area
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From Doug:
Trish,
This is the rolltop desk I was speaking about. More pics to follow with file cabinets, calendar, fax machine, motivational pictures, wall clock, abacus, and other office equipment. I would list them all but there is simply too much to list here. This desk is $150. That is the price I’m extending to you, so if you’d like to turn it around and sell it for more it will just be our little secret.
Thanks,
Doug
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From Trish:
Thanks, but please send pictures of the filing cabinets. I may have someone interested in your 4 drawer.
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From Doug:
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Me again.
Let me take you on a trip down memory lane. Attached is a one of a kind fax machine, it has the ability to fax documents (place your document face down, otherwise the person you are faxing will receive a blank page and be puzzled. If you are trying to fax a blank page, then placing the document face up is fine.) Now, this fax machine also acts as a hardline for making outbound phone calls, as well as receiving inbound phone calls. I don’t know how often you’d be on the phone at the exact same time you choose to send a fax, unless you’re calling someone to say “I’m sending the fax…..now!” and then pressing “fax.” Obviously, to perform that “fax n’ call” function at the same time, you’re going to need 2 phone lines. Second phone line not included. Ask your friend if they are interested in the fax.
Just the fax, m’am!
Doug
(couldn’t resist)
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From Trish:
Need an address. And need to see pictures of the cabinets before we come over.
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From Doug:
Hi Trish,
I will give you the address once they are done with the investigation. As you can see, there are cabinets and other office goodies in the background. The computer is being taken in as evidence, so that’s not for sale, but everything else is up for grabs. Thank you for your patience while we wait for them to solve this case and shampoo the carpets.
Doug
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Lazy Afternoon F…Dog Sulky?
Aug 27th
WTF is a sulky? Anyone?
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WANTED: dog cart or dog sulky
Dog cart (Secco or other) or dog sulky (Regal, Chalo, etc.) and harnesses wanted. I am willing to pay for shipment from anywhere
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From Greg:
Hey, I have a dog cart for sale. My dog moved on to greener pastures 
What is a sulky though? Never heard of it. Is it like a baby bjorn?
You probably already found this stuff by now, but let me know!
Thanks,
Greg
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From and******@gmail.com
Sorry about your loss. A sulky is a single axle two-wheel cart pulled by a horse or dog(s). Can you describe what you have? Pictures?
Andy
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from G*********@yahoo.com
oh. Oh! No, it’s not ‘greener pastures’ like a Doggy Heaven in the Sky, I just meant I lost him in a custody battle. I still get pictures of him, he has his own page on doggiespace.com. Sorry, I should have been more clear. I wish my ex went to the other greener pastures. 
I didn’t know it was a sulky, I thought it was just a cart. Anyway, on my work pc I just have the one photo, but it’s more like a diagram (sorry it’s in german, my dog Ned was a Doberman trained in both german and english.) Believe me, we got tired of saying “nein!” all the time.
If you want, I can get access to my pc at home and send more. This cart is valued at about $800 but I want to get rid of it because at this point I have just been drying towels on it.
thanks,
Greg
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From: Andy <andy****@*****.com>
To: Greg ******@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Dog cart
Hi Greg. Glad your dog is still among the living, but sorry about the circumstances. I can empathize about the ex situation having been there. The diagram looks very much like a Norwegian made Sacco. I am very interested. Could you send me pictures when you get home? Thanks. Andy
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from G*********@yahoo.com
Thank you for your understanding about my ex. Want to help me bury a 190 pound package wrapped in a small oriental rug? Just joshing you. (Unless you’re thinking about it)
I’m hooked up with myhomepc.com so I can access my hard drive. Here’s a great painting by my friend Jenna to give you an idea of what the cart is capable of. I don’t know if she skipped class at art school on the day they showed people how to draw a shadow. Of course, PETA probably won’t let you fill the cart with puppies or lobsters, but you get the idea.
Hey, what are you gonna do, race dogs with the cart?
Thanks,
Greg
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