Contests!

December 6th, 2010 – Fwithpeople.com is proud to announce their first annual Christmas t-shirt giveaway.  The contents of this t-shirt will not be Christmas related, it just happens to be given away during the month of December, right near Christmastime.  Said jubilant CEO and Founder Doug Monroe “yeah, we’re giving away another shirt.”   When asked how something could be titled “First annual” instead of just “First” and then having another giveaway next year titled “2nd annual”, Monroe could only reply with “I don’t know.”  This is the 2nd t-shirt contest announced by Fwithpeople.com, with the first t-shirt winner being Jeremy Russell, of Somewhere in Canada.  Monroe claims that this contest could “bring Christmas spirit to the far expanses of the Globe.  Christmas, Santa, elves, and the reindeer are all working overtime to bring 5 billion kids the toys of their dreams.  There’s no reason why fwithpeople.com can’t live up to that same expectation.”  When reminded that Fwithpeople.com readership averages 17 people each day, and that it’s quite reasonable to assume no one would want to win this contest, Monroe confirmed “that’s a good point.”  He wouldn’t confirm reports that he once believed Santa was Jesus’ brother.  Monroe would only say “no comment” when asked if he thought Santa employed undocumented elves.  He did vaguely respond by saying “I’m not going to say one way or the other, however, as a taxpaying citizen, if I go to an emergency room and an undocumented elf is in front of me because he’s getting a popsicle stick for a leg splint, I’m going to be pissed off.”  Monroe has released the details of how to enter the Fwithpeople.com Christmas Contest, including bonus giveaways, and they are as follows:

1.  Email titled “T-shirt” or “No Illegal Elves” must be sent to:  contest@fwithpeople.com

2.  Anyone donating $1 (or more) via the Donate button at the top right will receive an fwithpeople.com bumper sticker.  Proceeds to be given to no one, as $1 would actually be a loss considering the stickers are $5 each.

3.  Send an email to contest@fwithpeople.com titled “Xmas Card” and receive a personalized Christmas card from CEO and Founder Doug Monroe.

4.  Report an undocumented elf by emailing deportanelf@fwithpeople.com 

Deadline to enter is 12/14/10 by 11:59pm.  Winners to be notified on 12/15/10. 

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